Saturday, August 7, 2010

Things Jasper has said

These are things Jasper Cornwallis has said to clients (people on the street while he is on duty) that are without context. This allows you to dream about the context of these quotes.

"Somebody wants to see boobies"

"Sir, if you give women enough to drink they will dance anywhere."

"You are so lucky I have a miserable dry cleaner who probably can't get bloodstains out of this uniform, sir."

"That's a good place on the pants to put their logo because that's where everybody's looking"

"Piss tests, sir. Piss tests"

"Miss, I didn't see anything and if I did you have nothing to worry about."

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